英语剧本_逃课x
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Skipp ing Class
6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。
An ita: Never un dersta nds why stude nts like to skip classes
安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of
uni versity life
凯文：将“逃课”为理念的大学生活
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
肯：想逃课却不敢做的
Jas on: Always commits himself not to skip classes
杰森：总是要求自己不逃课
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
史提芬：总是给自己一个好的借口逃课
Rita: A professi onal class skipper
丽塔：一个专业的逃课者
Scene I
(An ita, Kevin, Ken, Jas on, Steve n, and Rita are all Nanji ng
In sititute of In dustry Techno logy stude nts. They are good
frien ds. One day, Ken and Jas on meet on the way to the
classroom.)安妮塔，凯文，Ken,杰森，史提芬，和丽塔都是南工院 的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上相遇。
Ken:Whyare you late? And, you just missed the last class.
Ken:
The teacher gave us the mai n topics for the mid-term
exam in ati on.
肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一课。老师给我们的期 中考试的重点。
Jas on: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your
no tes so I can make a copy?
杰森：Oh, shoot!我错过了。你能借给我你的笔记，让我可以拷贝一 份吗？
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reas on why you missed
the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
肯：当然，如果你给我一个好理由，为什么你错过了。你答应过我你 会准时上课的。
Jas on: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The
problem is that I have the up studying for it till three o fell asleep and woke up at ten o 杰森：相信我，我想遵守承诺的 我是复习它直到今天早上三点。
problem is that I have the up studying for it till three o fell asleep and woke up at ten o 杰森：相信我，我想遵守承诺的 我是复习它直到今天早上三点。
早上十点了。
“ English ” test today and I was
'clock this morning. Then I
'clock this morning.
问题是，我今天有“英语”的测试，
后来我又睡着了，醒来时已经是今天
Ken: You studied until three o ' clock this morning? Why?
What did you do yesterday after noon? I know you were free from four o ' clock on yesterday.
肯：你学习到凌晨三点？为什么呢？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你 从昨天下午四点就是闲着的。
Jas on: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and
we just talked too long …
杰森：嗯，我遇到了我的一个老朋友，我们只是聊得太长…
Ken: For God' s sake! Don ' t you care about next week ' s
mid-term exam in atio n?
肯：看在上帝的份上！你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗？
Sce ne II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front
of a classroom. And, An ita is tryi ng to preve nt Steve n and
Kevi n from cutti ng the next class.) 安妮塔，史提芬和凯文都
在教室的前面互相交谈。而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文逃课。
Anita: Hey, we' ll have the “ English ” class
in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don ' t tell me that
you are going to argue with Jas on.
安妮塔：嘿，还有几分钟我们就要上英语课了。 你去哪儿？别告诉我
你打算与杰森一起。
An ita: wait a mi nu te. We have Calculus class
An ita: wait a mi nu te. We have Calculus class
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Steve n: I will do any thi ng for my good friend. Of
Steve n: I will do any thi ng for my good friend. Of
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course I amgoing to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
史提芬：我会为我的好朋友做任何事。当然，我要和给我的好朋友难 堪的家伙争辩。
Ani ta:
You always like to get invo Ived in
some one else ' s bus in ess. You ' ll get yourself i n trouble.
Don t you know it? …
安妮塔：你总是喜欢管别人的闲事。你会惹上麻烦。你不知道吗？…
Kevi n:
Anita, don ' t be upset with him. He will
not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I amstill wait ing for your decisi on. Are you coming with meto the con cert tomorrow?
凯文：安妮塔，不要难过。他不会听你的，就别管他了。顺便说一句, 我仍然在等待你的决定。你要跟我一起去听音乐会吗？
Ani ta:
Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.
What time tomorrow?
安妮塔：哦，对不起，
我几乎忘了它。明天什么时间？
Kevi n:
Two o' clock. I cannot wait to see my
adorable superstar
—Joli n. Oh, how won derful!
凯文：二点。我迫不及待地想见到我喜欢的明星-蔡依林。哦，多么
美好！
tomorrow after noon. Are you out of your mind?
安妮塔：请稍等。我们明天下午有数学课。你疯了吗？
Kevin: Well, I ' mnot. Yet I think we can just copy
the no tes from some one else.
凯文：嗯，我不是。但我认为我们可以从别人那里直接抄笔记。
An ita: No, this is a very importa nt class. And
you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
安妮塔：不，这是一堂非常重要的课。如果你不听你讲永远不会理解 上课的内容。
Kevi n: To meit makes no differe nee. Eve n if I were
in the class I would never understand what the teacher is
talki ng about. Besides, who likes the bori ng class.
凯文：对我来说没有什么区别。即使我在班里我也永远不会明白老师
在讲什么。此外，谁喜欢上枯燥的课？
Scene III
(After Calculus class, An ita is on the way to the school can tee n.
At the same time, Rita is walki ng to the school can tee n from
the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) 在微积分
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课，安妮塔在去学校食堂的路。同时，丽塔从宿舍走到学校食堂。他 们在实验室前见。
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised.
I am a good girl, not skipp ing classes.
丽塔：看，我在这里。我做了我的承诺。我是一个不逃课的好女孩。
An ita: What are you talk ing about? This is the
5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning.
Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五节课。你逃了今天早上的一到四节课。
昨天你保证你不会逃任何一节课的。
Rita: Did I? Wedon' t have any class in the
morning but we ' re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
丽塔：我有吗？我们上午没有课啊，我们装作在星期三下午。
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and
we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn ' t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
安妮塔：对不起，能再说一遍吗？今天是星期四，我们有一整天的课。
此外，你今天早上没有碰见我们去上课了吗？
Rita: I thought you were going to the
library.
丽塔：我还以为你去图书馆了。
An ita:You are loopy now because youve
An ita:
You are loopy now because you
ve
skipped too, too many classes.
安妮塔：你现在神经错乱了，因为你已经逃了太多，太多的课
Rita:
Why did you say so? I know that we will
have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
丽塔：你为什么这么说？我知道我们明天有计算机程序的考试
Ani ta:
You are in curable. The test was this
morni ng!
安妮塔：你是没救了。考试是今天早上！
Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about
how to skip a class.) 肯恩和丽塔互相交谈。他们正在讨论如何
逃课。
Ken:
I won der why your Calculus professor
n ever takes atte ndan ce. Yet, every time I skipped class, my
professor always knew I was absent. I think I amreally uniucky.
肯：我想知道为什么你的微积分教授从不出席。 然而，每一次我逃课,
我的教授总是知道我不在场。我想我真是倒霉。
Rita:
well, you ' ll appreciate what I ' m
going to tell you now, my three very good suggesti ons.
丽塔：好吧，你会知道我现在要告诉你，我的三个好建议
Ken:
What are they?
肯：是什么?
Rita:
Now lend meyour ears — First of all,
whether you skip the class or not, you ' II never pass the
course.
丽塔：现在借给我你的耳朵-首先，无论你是否逃课，你会不及格的 课程。
Ken:
How do you know that I will not pass?
肯：为什么你会知道我不会及格?
Rita:
Calculus is extremely difficult. I
don' t believe you can pass it.
丽塔：微积分是非常难的，我不相信你能及格。
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
肯：也许你是对的。还有呢？
Rita:
Before you skip the class you should
treat every one n icely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
丽塔：在你逃课之前，你应该对每个人都很好。在这之后，你应该尝 试取悦你的教授。
Ken:
Why?
肯：为什么?
Rita:
Well if you treat the classmates
nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance
sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask
the professor to pass you. Lastly - To skip the classes
successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
丽塔：如果你对同学们很好，他们会帮助你在你的的考勤表上签上你 的名字。如果你在恭维你的教授，你可能会问你的教授通过。最后- 逃课成功后你不能逃课太多或太少。
Ken: What do you mean?Not too manyand not
too few?
肯：你是什么意思？不能太多或太少？
Rita: You n eed good weather for skipp ing
classes so you can go out to fool aro und. And the n you n eed good tim ing so you can go to the n ewly ope ned internet caf e
that is on disco unt. Fin ally you n eed good relati on ships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
丽塔：你需要好天气逃课所以你可以出去鬼混。然后你需要的好时机， 所以你可以去新开的网吧。最后，你需要与同学们良好的关系，这样 他们就可以掩护你逃课。
Ken: You are a geni us.
肯：你是个天才。
Rita: I am just very professi on al.
丽塔：我只是很专业。
Ken: I see no w. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah,
Ken: I see no w. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah,
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Hah!!!
肯：现在我明白了，我会多试几次的。哈哈哈！！！
Seene V
(Ke n meets Kevi n at the parki ng lot.) 肯恩遇见凯文在停车场。
Kevin: It ' s time for the English class. Why are
you here?
凯文：现在是上英语课的时间，为什么你会在这儿？
Ken:
I don ' t want to go to English class.
I want to cut the class.
肯：我不想去上英语课，我想逃这节课。
Kevin: Why?
凯文：为什么？
Ken:
Because some one told me cutt ing
classes can be fun.
肯：因为有人告诉我逃课是很有趣的。
Kevin: That' s right. I will show you how much
fun it is to cut classes.
凯文：这是对的，我来告诉你逃课是多么有趣。
Ken:
Ok. Let ' s go.
肯：好，我们走
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(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls.
And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next
semester they will see Hui Li, their English teacher, again.)
凯文和Ken逃课去泡妞。他们都将挂掉英语课。因此，下学期他们将 再看到他们的英语老师，李晖。