英文小话剧

篇一：英文小话剧

英文小短剧

a(衣衫褴褛） b（衣着光鲜） c小花 d小草 e椅子 f新闻记者

b坐在e上吃东西，a一乞丐上前

a：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

b：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）

a：先生，先生（a看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）

b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看a，仍自顾自地走了）

c：他真愚蠢啊

d：是啊是啊（d点头附和）

a：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）

b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看a一眼）

c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

d：是啊是啊

与此同时a与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。

e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

a与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的f看见了。于是f就报道了这一事件。

f：大家好，我是新闻记者f，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

f：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

a：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……

f：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）

c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

d：谁让这是一个童话呢……

为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

a:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.i’m hungry to die.

b:get away,get away,dirty man.

a:sir,sir!!

b:run away,please run away.i have no food,and i don’t have money,either.

c:hey,xiao d,he is so foolish,isn’t he?

d:yes,yes.

a:but....sir....please listen to me.....

b:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

c:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

e:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

d:yes,yes!!

e:sir!you lost your wallet!can’t you be more clever?

f:good morning,everybody.i’m a jonrnist f. today i saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,i will intenview the two nozzy man.

b:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

f:i’m sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn’t take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn’t you tell him he lost his wallet?

a:i’m sorry,i don’t know how to speak "钱包" in english......

f:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

e:yes,yes.

c:ai,men is so silly.

d:don’t believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的duty report……英语老师把班上69个人分成12组，一个组有5到6个人，每周大家坐一块讨论件事情，这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了，下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花，70604演台词最少的小草，马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子，我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后所发生的一系列事情。哈，系列啊，够我们搞到那个英语老师下台了……

篇二：英文小话剧

小美人鱼－英文剧本

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(Anocean.Birdsareflyingandporpoisesareswimminghaily.Fromthefogashipaearscrashingthroughthewaves)

Sailors:I’lltellyouataleofthebottomlelue

Andit’sheytothestarboard,heaveho

Lookout,lad,amermaidbewaitin’foryou

Inmysteriousfathomelow.

Eric:I’tthisgreat?Thesaltyseaair,thewindblowinginyourface...

aperfectdaytobeatsea!

Grimy:(Leaningoverside.)Ohyes...delightful....

Sailor1:Afinestrongwindandafollowingsea.KingTritonmustbeina

friendly-typemood.

Eric:KingTriton?

Sailor2:Why,rulerofthemerpeople,lad.Thoughteverygoodsailorknew

abouthim.

Grimy:Merpeople!Eric,paynoattentiontothiauticalnoee.

Sailor2:Butitain’tnoee,it’sthetruth!I’mtellin’you,downinthe

depthso’theoceantheylive.(Hegestureswildly,Fishinhishandflo

awayandlandackintheocean,relieved.)

Sailors:Heave.ho.Heave,ho.Inmysteriousfathomelow.(Fishsighsand

swimsaway.)

(Titles.Variousfishswimming.Merpeopleconvergeonagreatundersea

palace,fillingconcerthalliide.Fanfareeues.)

Seahorse:Ahem...Hisroyalhighne,KingTriton!(Tritonenters

dramaticallytowildcheering.)Andpresentingthedistinguishedcourt

composer,HoratioTheloniousIgnatiusCrustaceouebastian!(Sebastian

enterstomildalause.)

Triton:I’mreallylookingforwardtothierformance,Sebastian.

Sebastian:Oh,YourMajesty,thiswillbethefinestconcertIhaveevercon-

ducted.Yourdaughters-theywillbeectacular!

Triton:Yes,andeeciallymylittleAriel.

Sebastian:Yes,yes,shehasthemostbeautifulvoice....[sotto]Ifonly

she’dshowupforrehearsalsonceinawhile....(Heproceedstopodium

andbegitodirectorchestra.)

Triton’sdaughters:Ah,wearethedaughtersofTriton.

Greatfatherwholovesusandnameduswell:

Aquata,Andrina,Arista,Atina,Adella,Allana.

Andthenthereistheyoungestinhermusicaldebut,

Ourseventhlittlesister,we’representinghertoyou,

TosingasongSebastianwrote,hervoiceislikeabell,

She’soursister,Ar-i...

(ShellopetorevealthatArielisaent.)

Triton:(Veryangry.)Ariel!!

(CuttoAriellookingatsunkehip.)

Flounder:(Fromdistance.)Ariel,waitforme...

Ariel:Flounder,hurryup!

Flounder:(Catchingup.)YouknowIcan’tswimthatfast.

Ariel:Thereitis.I’titfantastic?

Flounder:Yeah...sure...it-it’sgreat.Nowlet’sgetouttahere.

Ariel:You’renotgettingcoldfiow,areyou?

Flounder:Who,me?Noway.It’sjust,it,err...itlooks-dampinthere.

Yeah.AndIthinkImaybecomingdownwithsomething.Yeah,Igotthis

cough.(Floundercoughsunconvincingly)

Ariel:Allright.I’mgoingiide.Youcanjuststayhereand-watchfor

sharks.(Shegoesiide.)

Flounder:O.K.Yeah-yougo.I’llstayand-what?Sharks!Ariel!

(Hetriestofitthroughporthole.)Ariel...Ican’t...Imean-

Arielhelp!

Ariel:(Laughs.)Oh,Flounder.

Flounder:(Wiering.)Ariel,doyoureallythinktheremightbesharksaround

here?(Sharkpaesoutside.)

Ariel:Flounder,don’tbesuchaguy.

Flounder:I’mnotaguy.(Getulledthroughporthole.)Thisisgreat-I

mean,Ireallylovethis.Excitement,adventure,dangerlurkingaround

everycorn-YAAAAHHHHHHHH!!Ariel!!(Heseesaskull,crashesintopillar

causingcavein,andswimsfranticallyaway,knockingoverAriel.)

Ariel:Oh,areyouokay?

Flounder:Yeahsure,noproblem,I’mokay...

Ariel:Shhh...(Seeingafork.)Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!Haveyouever

seenanythingsowonderfulinyourentirelife?

Flounder:Wow,cool!But,err,whatisit?

Ariel:Idon’tknow.ButIbetScuttlewill.

(Putsforkiag.Skarkswimyoutside.)

Flounder:Whatwasthat?Didyouhearsomething?

Ariel:(Distractedbypipe.)Hmm,Iwonderwhatthisoneis?

Flounder:Ariel..

Ariel:Flounder,willyourelax.Nothingisgoingtohaen.

Flounder:(SeeingSharkloomingbehindhim.)AAHHHH!!Run!!Run!!We’re

goadie!!(Sharkchasesthemallaround.Ariel’agishungup.She

goeackforit.Sharkalmostgetsthem.Theyheadforporthole.)OhNo!!

(Theycrashthroughandgoroundandround.Floundergetsknockedsilly

butArielsaveshimandtrahark)Youbigbully.THTTTT...

(Sharkaathimandheswimsaway.)

Ariel:(Laughing.)Flounder,youreallyareaguy.

Flounder:Iamnot.

(Ourface.Scuttleonhisislandhummingandlookingthroughhis

telescope.)

Ariel:Scuttle!

Scuttle:(Lookingthroughthetelescopethewrongway,shouting.)Whoa!

Mermaidofftheportbow!Ariel,howyoudoin’kid?(Lowerstelescopeto

revealArielatwing’slength.)Whoa,whataswim!

Ariel:Scuttle-lookwhatwefound.

Flounder:Yeah-wewereinthiunkehip-itwasreallycreepy.

Scuttle:Humatuff,huh?Hey,lemmesee.(Picksupfork.)Lookatthis.

Wow-thisiecial-thisisvery,veryunusual.

Ariel:What?Whatisit?

Scuttle:It’sadinglehoer!Humausetheselittlebabies...to

straightentheirhairout.See-justalittletwirlherean’ayank

thereand-voiolay!Yougotanaestheticallypleasingconfiguration

ofhairthathumagonutsover!

Ariel:Adinglehoer!

Flounder:Whataboutthatone?

Scuttle:(Holdingpipe)Ah-thisIhaven’tseeninyears.Thisiswonderful!

Abanded,bulbous-arfblat.

ArielandFlounder:Oohhh.

Scuttle:Now,thearfblatdateacktoprehistoricaltimes,whenhumaused

tositaround,andstareateachotherallday.Gotveryboring.So,they

inventedthearfblattomakefinemusic.Allowme.

(Scuttleblowsintothepipeeaweedpoouttheotherend.)

Ariel:Music?Oh,theconcert!Ohmygosh,myfather’sgoakillme!

Flounder:Theconcertwastoday?

Scuttle:(Stillcontemplatingpipe.)Maybeyoucouldmakealittleplanter

outofitorsomethin’.

Ariel:Uh,I’msorry,I’vegottago.ThankyouScuttle.(Waves.)

Scuttle:Anytimesweetie,anytime.

(CuttoFlotsamandJetsam,thenUrsulaiackgroundwatchingmagic

projectionofArielswimming.)

Ursula:Yeeeeeees,hurryhome,prince.Wewouldn’twanttomiolddaddy’s

celebration,now,wouldwe?Huh!Celebrationindeed.Bah!InMYday,we

hadfantasticalfeastswhenIlivedinthepalace.Andnow,lookatme-

wastedawaytopracticallynothing-banishedandexiledandpractically

starving,whileheandhisflimsyfish-folkcelebrate.Well,I’llgive’em

somethingtocelebratesoonenough.Flotsam!Jetsam!Iwantyoutokeepan

extraclosewatchonthirettylittledaughterofhis.Shemaybethekey

toTriton’sundoing....

(FadetothepalacethroneroomwhereArielieingadmonished.)

Triton:Ijustdon’tknowwhatwe’regoingtodowithyou,younglady.

Ariel:Daddy,I’msorry,Ijustforgot,I-

Triton:Asaresultofyourcareleehaviour-

Sebastian:Careleandreckleehaviour!

Triton:-theentirecelebrationwas,er-

Sebastian:Well,itwasruined!That’http://fanwen.chazidian.com!This

concertwastobethepiacleofmydistinguishedcareer.Nowthanksto

youIamthelaughingstockoftheentirekingdom!

Flounder:Butitwa’therfault!Ah-well-first,ahh,thiharkchasedus

-yeah-yeah!Andwetriedto-butwecouldn’t-and-grrrrrrrrr-and-

andwe-whoooaaaaaa-oh,andthenweweresafe.Butthenthieagullcame,

anditwasthisisthis,andthatisthat,and-

Triton:Seagull?What?Oh-youwentuptothesurfaceagain,didn’tyou?

DIDN’TYOU?

Ariel:Nothing-haened....

Triton:Oh,Ariel,Howmanytimesmustwegothroughthis?Youcould’vebeen

seeyoneofthosebarbaria-by-byoneofthosehuma!

Ariel:Daddy,they’renotb(来自:WwW.ZW2.CN 爱作文 网:英文小话剧)arbaria!

Triton:They’redangerous.DoyouthinkIwanttoseemyyoungestdaughter

aredbysomefish-eater’shook?

Ariel:I’msixteenyearsold-I’mnotachildanymore-

Triton:Don’tyoutakethattoneofvoicewithmeyounglady.Aslongasyou

liveundermyocean,you’llobeymyrules!

Ariel:Butifyouwouldjustlisten-

Triton:Notanotherword-andIamnever,NEVERtohearofyougoingtothe

surfaceagain.Isthatclear?(Arielleaves,crying.)

Sebastian:Hm!Teenagers....Theythinktheyknoweverything.Yougive

themaninch,theyswimalloveryou.

Triton:Doyou,er,thinkI-Iwastoohardonher?

Sebastian:Definitelynot.Why,ifArielwasmydaughter,I’dshowherwhowas

bo.Noneofthis"flittingtothesurface"andothersuchnoee.No,

sir-I’dkeepherundertightcontrol.

Triton:You’reaolutelyright,Sebastian.

Sebastian:Ofcourse.

Triton:Arielneedscotantsupervision.

Sebastian:Cotant.

Triton:Someonetowatchoverher-tokeepheroutoftrouble.

Sebastian:Allthetime-

Triton:AndYOUarejustthecrabtodoit.

(CuttoSebastianwalkingdowncorridor.)

Sebastian:HowdoIgetmyselfintothesesituatio?Ishouldbewriting

symphonies-nottaggingalongaftersomeheadstrongteenager.(SeesAriel

andFloundereakingoffandfollows.)Hmm?Whatisthatgirlupto?(He

barelymakesitintocaveandseesAriel’scollection.)Huh?

Flounder:Ariel,areyouokay?

Ariel:IfonlyIcouldmakehimunderstand.Ijustdon’tseethingsthewayhe

does.Idon’tseehowaworldthatmakeuchwonderfulthings-couldbe

bad.

Lookatthituff

I’titneat?

Wouldn’tyouthinkmycollection’scomplete?

Wouldn’tyouthinkI’mthegirl

Thegirlwhohasev’rything?

Lookatthistrove

Treasuresuntold

Howmanywonderscanonecavernhold?

Lookin’aroundhereyou’dthink

Sure,she’sgoteverything

I’vegotgadgetsandgizmosaplenty

I’vegotwhozitsandwhatzitsgalore

(Youwantthingamabo?

Igottwenty)

Butwhocares?

Nobigdeal

Iwantmore

Iwaabewherethepeopleare

Iwaasee

Waasee’emdancin’

Walkin’aroundonthose

(Whad’yacall’em?)oh-feet

Fliin’yourfiyoudon’tgettoofar

Legsarerequiredforjumpin’,dancin’

Strollin’alongdowna

(What’sthatwordagain?)street

Upwheretheywalk

Upwheretheyrun

Upwheretheystayalldayinthesun

Wanderin’free

WishIcouldbe

Partofthatworld

WhatwouldIgive

IfIcouldlive

Outtathesewaters?

WhatwouldIpay

Toendaday

Warmonthesand?

Betchaonland

Theyunderstand

Bettheydon’treprimandtheirdaughters

Brightyoungwomen

Sicko’swimmin’

Readytostand

Andreadytoknowwhatthepeopleknow

Ask’emmyquestio

Andgetsomeawers

What’safireandwhydoesit

(What’stheword?)burn?

When’sitmyturn?

Wouldn’tIlove

Lovetoexplorethatshoreabove?

Outofthesea

WishIcouldbe

Partofthatworld

(Sebastianhaeetrugglingaroundandnowcomescrashingdownmaking

alotofnoise.)

Ariel:Sebastian!?

Sebastian:Ariel-what,areyoumad?Howcouldyou-whatisallthis?

Ariel:It,err,it’sjustmy-collection....

Sebastian:Oh.Isee.Yourcollection.Hmmm.IFYOURFATHERKNEWABOUTTHIS

PLACEHE’D-

Flounder:You’renotgoatellhim,areyou?

Ariel:Oh,please,Sebastian,hewouldneverunderstand.

Sebastian:Ariel.You’http://fanwen.chazidian.com,

I’lltakeyouhomeandgetyousomethingwarmtodrink.(Ashiaey

overhead.)

Ariel:Whatdoyousuose?...

Sebastian:Ariel?Ariel!

(Ourface.Fireworksintheskyaroundship.Ariellookson,

amazed.SebastianandFlounderarrive.)

Sebastian:Ariel,what-whatareyou-jumpin’jellyfish!Ariel,Ariel!

Pleasecomeback!(ArielswimstoshipandwatcheartyuntilMaxfinds

her.)

Eric:(Whistles.)Max,hereboy.Hey,comeon,mutt,whatchadoing,huh

Max?Goodboy.(Arielseeshimanditricken.)

Scuttle:Heythere,sweetie!Quiteashow,eh?

Ariel:Scuttle,bequiet!They’llhearyou.

Scuttle:Oooh,Igotcha,Igotcha.We’rebeingintrepidatious.WE’REOUTTO

DISCOVER!(Arielgrahieak.)

Ariel:I’veneverseenahumanthisclosebefore.Oh-he’sveryhandsome,

i’the?

Scuttle:(LookingatMax)Iduo,helookskindahairyandsloerytome.

Ariel:Notthatone-theoneplayingthearfblat.

Grimy:Silence!Silence!Itiowmyhonourandprivilegetopresentour

esteemedPrinceEricwithaveryecial,veryexpeive,verylargebirthday

present.

Eric:Ah,Grimy-y’oldbeaole,youshouldn’thave.

Grimy:Iknow.Haybirthday,Eric!(Large,gaudystatueofEricis

revealed.Maxgrowls.)

Eric:Gee,Grim.It’s,err,it’s,err-it’sreallysomethin’....

Grimy:Yes,Icommiioneditmyself.Ofcourse,Ihadhopeditwouldbea

weddingpresent,but...

Eric:Comeon,Grim,don’tstart.Look,you’renotstillsorebecauseIdidn’t

fallfortheprinceofGlauerhaven,areyou?

Grimy:Oh,Eric,iti’tmealone.Theentirekingdomwantstoseeyou

hailysettleddownwiththerightgirl.

Eric:Well,she’souttheresomewhere.Ijust-Ijusthaven’tfoundheryet.

Grimy:Well,perhayouhaven’tbeenlookinghardenough.

Eric:Believeme,Grim,whenIfindherI’llknow-withoutadoubt.It’ll

just-bam!-hitme-likelightning.(Lightningandthunderaearandthe

skygrowsdark.)

Sailor:Hurricanea’commin’!!Standfast!Securetheriggin’!(Stormhits.)

Scuttle:Whoa!Thewind’sallofasuddenonthemovehere.(Heilown

away.)Oh!Ariel...(Shipcrashesthroughstorm.Lightningstartsafire.

Arockloomsahead.)

Eric:Lookout!...(ShipcrashesandallarethrownoverboardexceptMax.)

Grim,hangon!(SeesMax.)Max!(Goeacktosavehim.)JumpMax!Come

ooy,jump!YoucandoitMax.(HesavesMaxbutistraedooard.)

Grimy:ERIC!(Shipexplodes.ArielfindsEricneardrowningandpullshim

away.)

(Oeach.ArieliittingnexttoanuncociousEric.)

Ariel:Ishe-dead?

Scuttle:(OpeEric’seyelid.)It’shardtosay.(PutshisearagaitEric’s

foot.)Oh,I-Ican’tmakeoutaheartbeat.

Ariel:No,look!He’reathing.He’o,beautiful.

WhatwouldIgive

Tolivewhereyouare?

WhatwouldIpay

Tostayherebesideyou?

WhatwouldIdotoseeyou

Smilingatme?

Wherewouldwewalk?

Wherewouldwerun?

Ifwecouldstayalldayinthesun?

Justyouandme

AndIcouldbe

Partofyourworld

(SebastianandFlounderhavewashedupandarewatchingscene.Maxand

Grimyaroach.Arielhurriesaway.)

Grimy:Eric!Oh,Eric.Youreallydelightinthesesadisticstraionmy

bloodpreure,don’tyou?

Eric:Agirl-rescuedme....Shewas-singing...shehadthemost-

beautifulvoice.

Grimy:Ah,Eric,Ithinkyou’veswallowedabittoomuchseawater.Offwe

http://fanwen.chazidian.com,Max.

Sebastian:Wejustgottaforgetthiswholethingeverhaened.Theseaking

willneverknow.Youwon’ttellhim,Iwon’ttellhim.Iwillstayinone

piece.

Ariel:

Idon’tknowwhen

Idon’tknowhow

ButIknowsomething’tartingrightnow

Watchandyou’llsee

SomedayI’llbe

Partofyourworld

(FlotsamandJetsamaear.FadetoUrsulawatchingfromherchamber.)

Ursula:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no.Ican’tstandit-it’stooeasy.The

childisinlovewithahuman.Andnotjustanyhuman-aprince!Her

daddy’llLOVEthat.KingTriton’sheadstrong,lovesickgirlwouldmakea

charmingadditiontomylittlegarden.

(Fadetopalace.Theister’sdreingroom.)

Andrina:Ariel,dear,timetocomeout.You’vebeeninthereallmorning.

(Arielemerges,singingtoherself.)

Atina:Whatiswithherlately?

Ariel:Morning,Daddy.(Arielswimsoff.)

Atina:Oh,she’sgotitbad.

Triton:What?Whathahegot?

Andrina:I’titobvious,Daddy?Ariel’sinlove.

Triton:Ariel?Inlove?

(CuttoSebastiaacingonrockoutside.)

Sebastian:O.K.Sofar,sogood.Idon’tthinkthekingknows.Butitwillnot

beeasykeepingsomethinglikethisasecretforlong.

Ariel:(Pickingpetalsoffaflower)Helovesme...hmmm,helovesme

not....Helovesme!Iknewit!

Sebastian:Ariel,stoptalkingcrazy.

Ariel:Igottaseehimagain-tonight!Scuttleknowswherehelives.

Sebastian:Ariel-please.Willyougetyourheadoutofthecloudsandback

inthewaterwhereitbelongs?

Ariel:I’llswimuptohiscastle.ThenFlounderwilllasharoundtogethis

attention,andthenwith-

Sebastian:DownHEREisyourhome!Ariel-listentome.Thehumanworld-

it’same.Lifeundertheseaietterthananythingtheygotupthere.

Theseaweedisalwaysgreener

Iomebodyelse’slake

Youdreamaboutgoingupthere

Butthatisabigmistake

Justlookattheworldaroundyou

Righthereontheoceanfloor

Suchwonderfulthingurroundyou

Whatmoreisyoulookin’for?

Underthesea

Underthesea

Darlingit’etter

Downwhereit’swetter

Takeitfromme

Upontheshoretheyworkallday

Outinthesuntheyslaveaway

Whilewedevotin’

Fulltimetofloatin’

Underthesea

Downhereallthefishishay

Asoffthroughthewavestheyroll

Thefishonthelandain’thay

Theysad’causetheyintheirbowl

Butfishinthebowlislucky

Theyinforaworserfate

Onedaywhenthebogethungry

Guewho’sgon’beontheplate

Underthesea

Underthesea

Nobodybeatus

Fryusandeatus

Infricaee

Wewhatthelandfolkslovestocook

Undertheseaweoffthehook

Wegotnotroubles

Lifeisthebules

Underthesea

Underthesea

Sincelifeiweethere

Wegotthebeathere

Naturally

Eventhesturgeonan’theray

Theygettheurge’n’starttoplay

Wegottheirit

Yougottohearit

Underthesea

Thenewtplaytheflute

Thecarlaytheharp

Theplaiceplaytheba

Andtheysoundin’sharp

Thebalaythebra

Thechulaythetub

Theflukeisthedukeofsoul

(Yeah)

Therayhecalay

Thelingsonthestrings

Thetroutrockin’out

Theblackfishshesings

Thesmeltandtherat

Theyknowwhereit’sat

An’ohthatblowfishblow

Underthesea

Underthesea

Whenthesardine

Beginthebeguine

It’smusictome

Whatdotheygot?Alotofsand

Wegotahotcrustaceaand

Eachlittleclamhere

knowhowtojamhere

Underthesea

Eachlittleslughere

Cuttin’arughere

Underthesea

Eachlittleailhere

Knowhowtowailhere

That’swhyit’shotter

Underthewater

Yaweinluckhere

Downinthemuckhere

Underthesea

(TheydiscoverthatArielhasleftwithFlounder.)

Ariel?Ariel?Oh...somebody’sgottonailthatgirl’sfitothefloor.

Seahorse:Sebastian!Sebastian,I’vebeenlookingalloverforyou.I’vegot

anurgentmeagefromtheseaking.

Sebastian:Theseaking?

Seahorse:Hewantstoseeyourightaway-somethingaboutAriel.

Sebastian:Heknows!

(Ialacethroneroom.Tritonlookingatflower.)

Triton:Let’ee,now....Oh,whocouldtheluckymermae?(Notices

Sebastian.)Comein,Sebastian.

Sebastian:(Sotto)Imustn’toverreact.Imustremaincalm.(Fiveoctaves

higherthaormal)Yes-(loco)yes,YourMajesty.

Triton:Now,Sebastian,I’mconcernedaboutAriel.Haveyounoticedshe’een

actingpeculiarlately?

Sebastian:Peculiar?

Triton:Youknow,moaningabout,daydreaming,singingtoherself....You

haven’tnoticed,hmm?

Sebastian:Oh-well,I-

Triton:Sebastian....

Sebastian:Hmmm?

Triton:Iknowyou’vebeenkeepingsomethingfromme....

Sebastian:Keeping...something?

Triton:AboutAriel?

Sebastian:Ariel...?

Triton:Inlove?

Sebastian:Itriedtostopher,sir.Shewouldn’tlisten.Itoldhertostay

awayfromhuma-theyarebad,theyaretrouble,they-

Triton:Huma?WHATABOUTHUMA?

Sebastian:Huma?Hohohoho....Whosaidanythingabouthuma?

(FadetoArielandFlounderenteringcave.)

Ariel:Flounder,whycan’tyoujusttellmewhatthisisallabout?

Flounder:You’llsee.It’sasuprise.

Ariel:(SeetatueofEric.)Oh,Flounder-Flounderyou’rethebest!itlooks

justlikehim.Itevenhashiseyes."Why,Eric,runawaywithyou?This

isallso-sosudden....(TuraroundandseesTriton.)Daddy!...

Triton:Icoidermyselfareasonablemerman.Isetcertainrules,andI

expectthoserulestobeobeyed.

Ariel:ButDaddy!-

Triton:Isittrueyourescuedahumanfromdrowing?

Ariel:Daddy,Ihadto-

Triton:Contactbetweenthehumanworldandthemer-worlditrictlyfor-

bidden.Ariel,youknowthat!Everyoneknowsthat!

Ariel:Hewouldhavedied-

Triton:Onelehumantoworryabout!

Ariel:Youdon’tevenknowhim.

Triton:Knowhim?Idon’thavetoknowhim.They’reallthesame.inele,

savage,harpooning,fish-eaters,incapableofanyfeeling-

Ariel:Daddy,Ilovehim!

Triton:No...Haveyoulostyourseescompletely?He’sahuman,you’re

amermaid!

Ariel:Idon’tcare.

Triton:SohelpmeAriel,Iamgoingtogetthroughtoyou.Andifthisisthe

onlyway,sobeit.(Begitoblasttheartifactswithhistrident.)

Ariel:Daddy!...No...No,please-Daddy,stop!...Daddy,Nooo!!...

(Heblasttatue.Arielbegicryingandheleaves,ashamed.)

Sebastian:Ariel,I...

Ariel:(Stillcrying.)Justgoaway.(HeleavesandFlotsanandJetsamaear.)

Flotsam:Poorchild.

Jetsam:Poor,sweetchild.

Flotsam:Shehasaveryseriouroblem

Jetsam:Ifonlythereweresomethingwecoulddo.

Flotsam:Butthereiomething.

Ariel:Who-whoareyou?

Jetsam:Don’tbescared.

Flotsam:Werepresentsomeonewhocanhelpyou.

Jetsam:Someonewhocouldmakeallyourdreamscometrue.

FlotsamandJetsam:Justimagine-

Jetsam:Youandyourprince-

FlotsamandJetsam:Together,forever....

Ariel:Idon’tunderstand.

Jetsam:Ursulahasgreatpowers

Ariel:Theseawitch?Why,that’s-Icouldn’tpoibly-no!Getoutof

here!Leavemealone!

Flotsam:Suityourself.

Jetsam:Itwasonlyasuggestion.

[Jetsamflicksthestatue’rokenfacetowardsAriel.]

Ariel:[Lookingattheface]Wait.

FlotsamandJetsam:Yeeeeeeeeee?

(CuttooutsideofcavewithFlounderandSebastian.)

Flounder:(if)PoorAriel.

Sebastian:Ididn’tmeantotell,itwasanaccident.(Arielpaey.)

Ariel-whereareyougoing?Ariel,whatareyoudoingherewiththis

riff-raff?

riel:I’mgoingtoseeUrsula.

Sebastian:Ariel,no!No,she’sademon,she’samoter!

Ariel:Whydon’tyougotellmyfather?You’regoodatthat.

Sebastian:But...But,I...(ToFlounder.)Comeon.(Theytraveltowards

Ursula’scavern.)

FlotsamandJetsam:Thisway.(Arielentersandishungupinthegardenof

souls.)

Ursula:http://fanwen.chazidian.com,mychild.Wemustn’tlurkindoorways-it’srude.

OneMIGHTquestionyoururinging....Now,then.You’reherebecause

youhaveathingforthishuman.This,er,princefellow.NotthatIblame

you-heisquiteacatch,i’the?Well,angelfish,thesolutiontoyour

problemiimple.Theonlywaytogetwhatyouwant-istobecomeahuman

yourself.

Ariel:CanyouDOthat?

Ursula:Mydear,sweetchild.That’swhatIdo-it’swhatIlivefor.Tohelp

unfortunatemerfolk-likeyourself.Poorsoulswithnooneelsetoturnto.

IadmitthatinthepastI’vebeenanasty

Theyweren’tkiddingwhentheycalledme,well,awitch

Butyou’llfindthatnowadays

I’vemendedallmyways

Repented,seenthelightandmadeaswitch

True?Yes

AndIfortunatelyknowalittlemagic

It’satalentthatIalwayshavepoeed

Andherelately,pleasedon’tlaugh

Iuseitoehalf

Ofthemiserable,lonelyanddepreed

(Pathetic)

Poorunfortunatesouls

Iain

Ieed

Thisonelongingtobethier

Thatonewantstogetthegirl

AnddoIhelpthem?

Yes,indeed

Thosepoorunfortunatesouls

Sosad

Sotrue

Theycomeflockingtomycauldron

Crying,"ells,Ursulaplease!"

AndIhelpthem?

Yes,Ido

Nowit’shaenedonceortwice

Someonecouldn’tpaytheprice

AndI’mafraidIhadtorake’em’crothecoals

Yes,I’vehadtheoddcomplaint

ButonthewholeI’vebeenasaint

Tothosepoorunfortunatesouls

Now,here’sthedeal.Iwillmakeyouapotionthatwillturnyouinto

ahumanforthreedays.Gotthat?Threedays.Nowlisten,thisisimport-

ant.Beforethesuetsonthethirdday,you’vegottogetdearol’

princeytofallinlovewithyou.Thatis,he’sgottokiyou.Notjust

anyki-thekioftruelove.Ifhedoeskiyoubeforethesuetson

thethirdday,you’llremainhuman,permanently,but-ifhedoe’t,you

turackintoamermaid,and-youbelongtome.

Sebastian:NoAriel!(HeiilencedbyFlotsamandJetsam.)

Ursula:Havewegotadeal?

Ariel:IfIbecomehuman,I’llneverbewithmyfatherorsistersagain.

Ursula:That’sright....But-you’llhaveyourman.Life’sfulloftough

choices,iit?Oh-andthereisonemorething.Wehaven’tdiscuedthe

subjectofpayment.Youcan’tgetsomethingfornothing,youknow.

Ariel:ButIdon’thaveany-

Ursula:I’mnotaskingmuch.Justatoken,really,atrifle.You’llnevereven

miit.WhatIwantfromyouis...yourvoice.

Ariel:Myvoice?

Ursula:You’vegotit,sweetcakes.Nomoretalking,singing,zip.

Ariel:Butwithoutmyvoice,howcanI-

Ursula:You’llhaveyourlooks!Yourprettyface!Anddon’tunderestimatethe

importanceofbodylanguage!Ha!

Themenuptheredon’tlikealotofblaer

Theythinkagirlwhogoiisabore

Yes,onlandit’smuchpreferred

Forladieottosayaword

Andafterall,dear,whatisidleprattlefor?

Comeon,they’renotallthatimpreedwithconversation

Truegentlemenavoiditwhentheycan

Buttheydoteandswoonandfawn

Onaladywho’swithdrawn

It’hewhoholdshertonguewhogetsherman

Comeon,youpoorunfortunatesoul

Goahead!

Makeyourchoice!

I’maverybusywoman

AndIhaven’tgotallday

Itwon’tcostmuch

Justyourvoice!

Youpoorunfortunatesoul

It’ad

Buttrue

Ifyouwanttocroabridge,mysweet

You’vegottopaythetoll

Takeagulpandtakeabreath

Andgoaheadandsignthescroll!

Flotsam,Jetsam,nowI’vegother,boys

Theboisonaroll

Thioorunfortunatesoul.

(Arielsigcontract.)

Paluga,sarruga,comewindsoftheCaiaea.

Nowringsusgloitisandmaxlaryngitis,

Lavocetome!

Now...sing!

Ariel:(Sings.)

Ursula:Keeinging!(GiantmagicalhandsripoutAriel’svoiceandgiveitto

Ursula.ShelaughsasArielischangedintoahumanandrushedtothesurf-

acebyFlounderandSebastian.)

(Fadetobeach.EricandMaxarewalkingnearcastle.)

Eric:(Playingflute.)Thatvoice.Ican’tgetitoutofmyhead.I’velooked

everywhere,Max-wherecouldshebe?(OnothersideofrocksArielis

washedup.SebastianandFlounderareexausted.Arielseesherlegsandis

amazed.)

Scuttle:Well,lookatwhatthecatfishdraggedin!Lookatya!Lookatya!

There’omethingdifferent.Don’ttellme-Igotit.It’syourhairdo,

right?You’vebeenusingthedinglehoer,right?No?Nohuh,wellletme

see.New...seashells?Nonewseashells.IgottaadmitIcan’tputmy

footonitrightnow,butifIjuststandherelongenoughIknowthatI’ll-

Sebastian:SHE’SGOTLEGS,YOUIDIOT!Shetradedhervoicetotheseawitch

andgotlegs.Jeez,man...

Scuttle:Iknewthat.

Flounder:Ariel’eenturnedintoahuman.She’sgottamaketheprincefallin

lovewithher,andhe’sgottaki-he’sgottakiher.(Arieltriestoget

up.)

Sebastian:Andshe’sonlygotthreedays.Justlookather.Onlegs.Onhuman

legs!Mynervesareshot.Thisisacatastrophe!Whatwouldherfathersay?

I’lltellyouwhatherfather’dsay,he’dsayhe’sgoakillhimselfacrab,

that’swhatherfather’dsay!I’mgoamarchmeselfstraighthomerightnow

andtellhimjustlikeIshouldadonedeminute-(Arielgrahim.)...and

don’tyoushakeyourheadatme,younglady.Maybethere’tilltime.If

wecouldgetthatwitchtogiveyoubackyourvoice,youcouldgohomewith

allthenormalfish,andjustbe...justbe...justbemiserablefor

therestofyourlife.Allright,allright.I’lltrytohelpyoufindthat

prince.Boy.Whatasoft-shellI’mturningouttobe.

Scuttle:Now,Ariel,I’mtellin’ya,ifyouwaabeahumanthefirstthing

yougottadoisdrelikeone.Nowlemmesee.

(CuttoEricandMax.MaxsmellsArielandgetsexcited.)

Eric:Max?Huh...what,Max!

Scuttle:(Whistles.)Yalookgreatkid.Yalook-seational.(TheyhearMax.

HearrivesandchasesArieluponarock.)

Eric:Max...Max-QuietMax!What’sgottenintoyoufella?(SeesAriel.)

Oh...Oh,Isee.AreyouO.K.,mi?I’msorryifthisknucklehead

scaredyou.He’sharmle,really-...you...seemveryfamiliar...

tome.Havewemet?Wehavemet?Iknewit!You’retheone-theoneI’ve

beenlookingfor!What’syourname?(Arielmouths"Ariel"butnowordscome

out.)What’swrong?Whatisit?Youcan’teak?(Arielshakesherhead.)

Oh.Thenyoucouldn’tbewhoIthought.(ArielandMaxlookfrustrated.She

trieantomime.)Whatisit?You’rehurt?No,No...Youneedhelp.

(Shefallsintohim.)Whoa,whoa,careful-careful-easy.Gee,youmust

havereallybeenthroughsomething.Don’tworry,I’http://fanwen.chazidian.com /Comeon,you’llbeokay.

(FadetoArieliathplayingwithbules.)

Carlotta:Washedupfromashipwreck.Oh,thepoorthing.We’llhaveyou

feelingbetteriotime.[PicksupAriel’s"dre"]I’lljust-I’lljust

getthiswashedforyou.

(CuttoSebastianindregettingwashed.)

Woman1:Wellyoumusthaveatleastheardaboutthisgirl.

Woman2:Well,Gretcheays...(Sebastianisdunked.)...sincewhenhas

Gretchengotanythingright.Imeanreally,thisgirlshowsupinragsand

doe’teak-

Sebastian:Madame,please!...

Woman2:...notmyideaofaprince.IfEric’slookingforagirl,Iknow

acoupleofhighlyavailableonesrighthere...(Sebastiandivesinto

kitchenandseesvariousfishcooking.Hefaints.)

(Cuttocastlediningroom.)

Grimy:Oh,Eric,bereasonable.Niceyoungladiesjustdon’t-swimaround

rescuingpeopleinthemiddleoftheoceanandthen-flutteroffinto

oblivion,likesome-

Eric:I’mtellin’you,Grim,shewasREAL!I’mgoafindthatgirl-andI’m

goamarryher.

Carlotta:http://fanwen.chazidian.com’tbeshy.(Arielenteresinabeautiful

dre.)

Grimy:Oh,Eric,i’tsheavision?

Eric:Youlook-wonderful.

Grimy:Comecomecome,youmustbefamished.Letmehelpyoumydear.There

wego-ah-quitecomfy?Uh.It’s-It’otofenthatwehavesuchalovely

dierguest,ehEric?(Arielstartscombinghairwithafork.Theylook

dumbfoundedandsheisembarrased.Sheseeipeandbrighte.)Uh,doyou

likeit?Itisrather-fine...(Sheblowsitscontentsintohisface.

Ericlaughs.)

Carlotta:Oh,my!

Eric:Ahem,sosorryGrim.

Carlotta:Why,Eric,that’sthefirsttimeI’veseenyousmileinweeks.

Grimy:(Wipinghisface.)Oh,veryamusing.Carlotta,mydear,what’sfor

dier?

Carlotta:Oooh,you’regoaloveit.Chef’eenfixinghiecialty,

stuffedcrab.

(CuttoSebastianwatchingLouiscook.Heishummingtohimself.)

Louis:

Leoio

Leoio

HowIloveleoio

Lovetochop

Andtoservelittlefish

FirstIcutofftheirheads

ThenIpulloutthebones

Ahmaisoui

Cac’esttoujoursdelish

Leoio

Leoio

Heeheehee

Hahhahhah

WiththecleaverIhackthemintwo

Ipulloutwhat’siide

AndIserveitupfried

God,Ilovelittlefishes

Don’tyou?

Here’omethingfortemptingthepalate

Preparedintheclaictechnique

Firstyoupoundthefishflatwithamallet

Thenyouslashthroughtheskin

Givethebellyaslice

Thenyouruomesaltin

’Causethatmakesittastenice

Zutalors,Ihavemiedone!

Sacrebleu

Whatisthis?

HowonearthcouldImi

Suchasweetlittlesucculentcrab?

Queldommage

Whatalo

Herewegointhesauce

Nowsomeflour,Ithink

Justadab

NowIstuffyouwithbread

Itdon’thurt’causeyou’redead

Andyou’recertainlyluckyyouare

’Causeit’sgoabehot

Inmybigsilverpot

Toodleloomooion

Aurevoir!

(SebastianhoackandLouisgrahimagain.)Whatisthis?(Sebastian

pincheshioseandabattleeues.Louisknocksoveralargecabinet.)

(Cuttodiningroom.Hugecrashisheard.)

Carlotta:IthinkI’dbettergoseewhatLouisisupto.

(Backtokitchen.Louisistrashingtheplace.)

Louis:Comeoutyoulittlepiqueakandfightlikeaman!

Carlotta:Louis!Whatareyoudoing?

Louis:Well-I-Iwasjust-er,er,I’msorry,madame.

(Cutbacktodiningroom.)

Grimy:Youknow,Eric,perhaouryoungguestmightenjoyseeingsomeofthe

sightsofthekingdom.Somethinginthewayofatour?

Eric:I’msorry,Grim,whatwasthat?

Grimy:Youcan’tendallyourtimemopingabout,youneedtogetout.Do

something,havealife.(Grimyliftshilate’scovertorevealSebastian

coweringinthesalad.)Getyourmindoff-

Eric:Easy,Grim,Easy.(Arielliftsherowlatecoverandsignalsfor

Sebastiantohidethere.Sebastianrushesacrowhilenooneislooking.)

It’otabadidea.Ifshe’sinterested.Well-whaddayasay?Wouldyou

liketojoinmeonatourofmykingdomtomorrow?

(Arielnodsvigorously,leaningheavilyonherplate’scover.)

Grimy:Wonderful,nowlet’seat,beforethiscrabwandersoffmyplate.

(FadetoArielwatchingEricandMaxfrombalcony.)

Eric:Comehereboy!...Arrr...(HeseesArielandwaves.Sheisemb-

araedandgoeackiide.)

Sebastian:Thishasgottobe,withoutadoubt,thesinglemosthumiliatingday

ofmylife.IhopeyouareciatewhatIgothroughforyou,younglady.

Now-wegottomakeaplantogetthatboytokiyou.Tomorrow,whenhe

takesyouforthatride,yougottalookyourbest.Yougottabatyoureyes-

likethis.Yougottapuckerupyourli-likethis.(Heseeheis

asleep.)Hm.Youarehopelechild.Youknowdat?Completelyhopele...

(Fadetounderseapalace.SeahorseswimsuptoTriton.)

Triton:Anysignofthem?

Seahorse:No,YourMajesty.We’vesearchedeverywhere.We’vefoundnotrace

ofyourdaughter-orSebastian.

Triton:Well,keeplooking.Leavenoshellunturned,nocoralunexplored.Let

nooneinthiskingdomsleepuntilshe’afeathome.

Seahorse:Yeire.(Heleaves.)

Triton:Oh,whathaveIdone?WhathaveIdone?

(Morningatcastle.ArielandEricleavefortheirtour.Arielisamazed

byeverything.)

Flounder:(Astheypawater.)Hashekiedheryet?

Sebastian:Notyet.

Flounder:Ohh...(ArielandEricgodancingandseethetown.)

Scuttle:Yo,Flounder!Anykiing?

Flounder:No,notyet.

Scuttle:Hmm.Wellthey-theybettergetcrackin’.(TheyleavetownandAriel

drives,almostcrashing.Theyenduprowingonastilllagoonintheeven-

ing.)

Flounder:Moveover-moveyourbigfeathers.Ican’tseeathing.

Scuttle:Nothingishaening....Onlyonedayleft,andthatboyain’t

puckereduponce.O.K.Allright,thiscallsforalittlevocalromantic

stimulation.Standback.(Hefliesoverandsingsverybadly.)

Eric:Wow.Somebodyshouldfindthatpooranimalandputitoutofitsmisery.

Sebastian:Jeez,man,I’msurroundedbyamateurs!Youwantsomethingdone,

you’vegottodoityourself.First,wegottocreatethemood.

Percuion....Strings....Winds....Words....

Thereyouseeher

Sittingthereacrotheway

Shedon’tgotalottosay

Butthere’omethingabouther

Andyoudon’tknowwhy

Butyou’redyingtotry

Youwaakithegirl

Eric:Didyouhearsomething?

Sebastian:

Yes,youwanther

Lookather,youknowyoudo

Poibleshewantsyoutoo

Thereisonewaytoaskher

Itdon’ttakeaword

Notasingleword

Goonandkithegirl

Shalalalalala

Myohmy

Lookliketheboytooshy

Ain’tgoakithegirl

Shalalalalala

Ain’tthatsad?

Ain’titashame?

Toobad,hegoamithegirl

Eric:Youknow,Ifeelreallybadnotknowingyourname.Heh-maybeIcould

gue.Isit,err,Mildred?O.K.,no.How’bout-Diana?Rachel?

Sebastian:Ariel.HernameisAriel.

Eric:Ariel?Ariel?Well,that’skindapretty.O.K.-Ariel...

Sebastian:

Now’syourmoment

Floatinginabluelagoon

Boyyoubetterdoitsoon

Notimewillbebetter

Shedon’tsayaword

Andshewon’tsayaword

Untilyoukithegirl

Shalalalalala

Don’tbescared

Yougotthemoodprepared

Goonandkithegirl

Shalalalalala

Don’tstoow

Don’ttrytohideithow

Youwanttokithegirl

Shalalalalala

Floatalong

Andlistentothesong

Thesongsaykithegirl

Shalalalala

Themusicplay

Dowhatthemusicsay

Yougottokithegirl

You’vegottokithegirl

Youwaakithegirl

You’vegottakithegirl

Goonandkithegirl

(Theboattiover.)

Eric:Whoa,hangon-I’vegotcha.(FlotsamandJetsamcongradulateeach

other.)

(CuttoUrsula’scavern.)

Ursula:Nicework,boys.Thatwasacloseone.Tooclose.Thelittletramp!

Oh,she’etterthanIthought.Atthisrate,he’llbekiingherby

suetforsure.Well,it’stimeUrsulatookmattersintoherowntentacles!

Triton’sdaughterwillbemine-andthenI’llmakehimwrithe.I’llseehim

wrigglelikeawormonahook!(Laughing,shetraformsintoahumanwith

Ariel’svoice.)

(Fadetocastleatnight.Ericilayingthefluteandcontemplatingas

Grimyaroaches.)

Grimy:Eric,ifImaysay,farbetterthananydreamgirl,isoneofflesh

andblood,onewarmandcaring,andrightbeforeyoureyes.(HeseesAriel,

sighs,andtoesawayflute.HeisdistractedbyUrsula/Vaneasingingwith

Ariel’svoiceandilacedunderherell.)

(Scuttleflyingtowardcastleinmorning.)

Scuttle:Ariel!Ariel,wakeup!Wakeup!Ijustheardthenews.Congratula-

tio,kiddo,wedidit!

Sebastian:Whatisthisidiotbalingabout?

Scuttle:Right-asifyoutwodidn’tknow,uh?Thewholetown’uzzin’about

theprincegettin’himselfhitchedthisafternoon!Youknow,he’sgetting

married!Yousillysidewalker!Ijustwantedtowishyouluck.I’llcatch

youlater,Iwouldn’tmiit!(Arielbrighteandrudowtairs,onlyto

seeEricandVaneatogether.)

Grimy:Well,uh-err,Eric.I-itaearsthatIwasmistaken.Thismystery

maidenofyoursdoes-infactexist.And-andsheislovely.Congratula-

tio,mydear.

Eric:Wewishtobemarriedaoonaoible.

Grimy:Oh,yes-ofcourse,Eric,but,er-butthesethingsdotaketime,

youknow....

Eric:Thisafternoon,Grimy.Theweddingshipdepartsatsuet.

Grimy:Oh,oh-verywell,Eric-asyouwish.(Arielruoffcrying.)

(Cuttolateafternoonasweddingshitartstoleave.Arieloier

cryingbitterlyaebastianandFlounderlookon.)

(CuttoScuttleflyingandhummingtohimself.)

Vanea:WhatalovelylittlebrideI’llmake,mydearI’lllookdivine

Thingsareworkingoutaccordingtomyultimatedesign

SoonI’llhavethatlittlemermaidandtheoceanwillbemine!

Scuttle:(SeeingrealUrsulainmirror.)Theseawitch!Ohno...She’s-

Igotta...(Ruintosideofship.FliesofftofindAriel.)Ariel!

Ariel!Ariel.Iwasflying,Iwa-ofcourseIwasflying-An’-Is-I

sawthatthewatch-thewitchwaswatchin’amirror,andshewaingin’

withastoleeto’pipes!DoyouhearwhatI’mtellin’you?THEPRINCE

ISMARRYINGTHESEAWITCHINDISGUISE!

Sebastian:Areyousureaboutthis?

Scuttle:HaveIeverbeenwrong?Imeanwhenit’simportant!

Flounder:Whatarewegoado!?(ArielhearsUrsula’svoiceinherheadasthe

sundro.)

Ursula:...Beforethesuetsonthethirdday....(Arieljuminwater

butcan’tswimwell.Sebastiaendsdowomebarrels.)

Sebastian:Ariel,grabontothat.Flounder,gethertothatboatasfastas

yourficancarryyou!

Flounder:I’lltry.

Sebastian:I’vegottagettotheseaking.Hemustknowaboutthis.

Scuttle:What-Whataboutme?WhataboutME?

Sebastian:You-findawaytoSTALLTHATWEDDING!

Scuttle:Stallthewedding.Wh-whatamI-what-that’sit!(Hefliesoffto

rallytheanimalsandfish.)Moveit,let’sgo,wegotanemergencyhere!

(Cuttoweddingirogre.MaxgrowlsatVaneabutshekickshim.)

Priest:Dearlybeloved...(FlounderiullingArieltowardship.)

Flounder:Don’tworryAriel.ugh-we-we’regoamakeit.We’realmost

there.

Priest:Yes,um,doyouEric,takeVanea,tobeyourlawfullyweddedwife,

foraslongasyoubothshalllive?

Eric:(Underell.)Ido.

Priest:Eh,anddoyou...(Birdsandanimalwoopinforattack,causing

greatchaos.)...theythepowerinves-

Vanea:Getawayfrommeyouslimylittle-Oh,whyyoulittle-(Inthe

struggle,theshellholdingAriel’svoiceitbrokenanditgoeacktoher.

Ericcomesoutoftheellahesings.)

Eric:Ariel?

Ariel:Eric.

Eric:You-youcantalk.You’retheone.

Vanea:Eric,getawayfromher!

Eric:It-itwasyouallthetime.

Ariel:Oh,Eric,I-Iwantedtotellyou.

Vanea:ERICNO!(ThesuetsandArielbecomesamermaid.)

Ursula:You’retoolate!You’retoolate!Solong,loverboy.

Eric:Ariel!(UrsulaandArielgooverboard.)

Ursula:Poorlittleprince-it’otyouI’mafter.I’veamuchbiggerfish

to-

Triton:Ursula,stop!

Ursula:Why,KingTriton!Hahaha-HowAREyou?

Triton:Lethergo.

Ursula:Notachance,Triton!She’sminenow.Wemadeadeal.

Ariel:Daddy,I’msorry!I-I-Ididn’tmeanto.Ididn’tknow-

(Tritonattacksthecontractwithafierceblastfromhistrident,tono

avail.)

Ursula:Yousee?Thecontract’slegal,bindingandcompletelyureakable-

evenforYOU.Ofcourse,Ialwayswasagirlwithaneyeforabargain.

Thedaughterofthegreatseakingisaverypreciouscommodity.But-I

mightbewillingtomakeanexchangeforsomeoneeveetter....

(CuttoEricrowingawayfromship.)

Grimy:Eric!Whatareyoudoing?

Eric:Grim,Ilostheronce.I’mnotgoingtoloseheragain.

(BacktoUrsulaandTriton.)

Ursula:Now!Dowehaveadeal?(Tritoigcontract.)Ha!It’sdonethen.

(ArielisreleasedandTritoniswitheredasUrsulalaughs.)

Ariel:No...Oh,No!

Sebastian:Oh,yourmajesty...

Ariel:Daddy?...

Ursula:(Picksupcrown.)Atlast,it’smine.Ho,Ho...

Ariel:You-Youmoter!

Ursula:Don’tfoolwithmeyoulittlebrat!Contractorno-AAAAHH!(Sheishit

withaharpoonthrowyEric.)Whyyoulittletroll!

Ariel:Eric!Ericlookout!

Ursula:Afterhim!(FlotsamandJetsamattack.)

Sebastian:Comeon!...

Ursula:Saygoodbyetoyoursweetheart.(ArielmakeshermiEricandblast

FlotsamandJetsam.)Babies!Mypoor,littlepooies!

(OurfaceasUrsulagroweneath.)

Ariel:Eric,you’vegottogetawayfromhere.

Eric:No,Iwon’tleaveyou.

Ursula:(Nowverylarge.)Youpitiful,iignificant,fool!

Eric:Lookout!

Ursula:NowIamtherulerofalltheocean!Thewavesobeymyeverywhim!

Theseaandallitoilowtomypower!(Shewreckshavoc,createsa

whirlpoolandraiseomeshipwrecks.)

Ariel:ERIC!(HegetsooardoneoftheshiasArielfallstothebottom

ofthewhirlpool.Ursulaattemptstoblasther.)

Ursula:(Laughingwickedly.)Somuchfortruelove!(AsUrsulaisaboutto

finishAriel,Ericsteerstheshipintoher.Sheisimpaledanddiesmost

horribly.Ericcollaesontheshore.ThetridentfallacktoTritonand

everythingrevertstonormal.)

(FadetomorningwithEricoeachandArielwatchingfromadistance.

TritonandSebastianlookon.)

Triton:Shereallydoeslovehim,doe’tshe,Sebastian?

Sebastian:Well,it’slikeIalwayay,YourMajesty.Childrengottobefree

toleadtheirownlives.

Triton:You-alwayaythat?(sighs)ThenIguethere’sjustoneproblem

left.

Sebastian:Andwhat’sthat,YourMajesty?

Triton:HowmuchI’mgoingtomiher.(Heturherintoahumanandshegoes

tomeetEric.Theykiwhichfadesintokionweddingday.Everyoneis

hay.SebastianisattackedbyLouis.HebeatsLouisupandreturtothe

sea.)

Sebastian:Yes,Thankyou,thankyou.(ArielandTritonhug.)

Ariel:IloveyouDaddy.

(Bigfinalewhile"PartofYourWorld"musicplays.Shiailsoffas

ArielandEricki.)

All:Nowwecanwalk,

Nowwecanrun,

Nowwecatayalldayinthesun.

Justyouandme,

AndIcae,

Partofyourworld.

THEEND

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